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You watch "Snakes on a Plane" and name every species and laugh at the people on the plane being afraid of a corn snake.

You have tanks of crickets all over your house.

Your computer has folders full of photos labeled "my snakes."

You empty out your toolshed to make it into a reptile house so you can breed more reptiles.

You have a folder on your computer labeled "my family" and all but five of the pictures in it are reptiles.

You spend more money per semester feeding your herps than you spend on textbooks.

You budget mice, bugs, supplies, etc. into your weekly grocery bill.

You think $4,500 for two iguana enclosures is a deal.

You are serenaded to sleep every night by the geckos and frogs in your room.

Your first date was held at a pet store, right in front of the cricket and mice containers.

You know your lizard's birthdate better than you know your own.

The only thing you read is REPTILES magazine.

You already have a hundred books about reptiles, but you need MORE.

You didn't know you could have a pet cat.

Your dream house would have several rooms for reptiles.

You go shopping for your reptile more than you do for yourself.

You walk somewhere and you don't pay any attention to the cars passing by, but you notice all the herps along the way.

You wake up the morning of a reptile show feeling like you're waking up for Christmas.

You don't throw things away because you might be able to use them for your terrarium.

You wake up in the morning and run to see your herps instead of run to use the bathroom.

You know the names of all the reptiles your friends’ children have, but can't remember the children’s names.

You pay more attention to your reptile than anything else around you.

You hear your neighbor digging in his yard and your first thought is, "Whoa, there's a giant uromastyx over there!"

You think the five main classes of vertebrates are snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoises and amphibians.

You plan vacations in the winter because that's when most of your herps will be hibernating or brumating.

Your master bedroom only consists of terrariums, pet supplies and a bed.

The guys at your local pet store know you and your herps by name but have no idea you have a wife and kids.

You spend more time with your herp than with your friends.

The photo holder in your wallet is filled with pictures of your herp, and you show your 'baby' to everyone you know.

The floor plans for your new house read; master bedroom, second bedroom, herp room, bathroom, etc.

Your spouse leaves you and you don’t even realize it until after all the eggs hatch.

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