You think a romantic day out with your significant other is going to a reptile show.

You have more mice in your freezer than ice cubes.

You know the exact nutritional value of different types of bugs by heart.

Your lizard's cage is bigger than your bedroom.

You will take your reptile to the vet at the slightest hint of a cold, but won't do the same for yourself.

You spend more time at a pet store than your house.

You get weird looks from people when you're walking out of the pet store because you have a sack full of frozen mice.

You spend hours talking to your herp.

You have a closet full of pillow cases, but only one pillow.

You think nothing of moving the bag of feeder rodents to get to the ice cream.

Your reptiles eat more vegetables than you do.

The reptiles in your house outnumber the amount of rooms in your house.

You risk death running across a busy highway to save a turtle from herp doom!

You see something new and you flick your tongue out to smell it.

Instead of calling an exterminator, you give your herps a feast!

You walk into a pet shop for a quick stop and end up staying for an hour looking at herps.

You walk into a pet store to buy dog food and come out with a new snake or lizard.

You begin to think that what you feed your bearded dragon looks appetizing.

You slither around like a snake, everywhere!

Your bookshelf contains at least 95 percent herp books.

You accidentally grab calcium dust instead of creamer for your coffee more than once a week.

You refer to your Jack Russell terrier as a "piebald."

Your camera's memory card is full of reptile pictures.

You spend more money on your reptiles at Christmas than your kids.

You load three cranky kids and a whining husband into the car and drive 20 miles (one way) JUST for reptile food.

You judge bugs by how yummy they look!

Your wedding gift to your spouse was an iguana.

Your grocery cart is full of vegetables and fruits, but none of them are for you.

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